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AI researcher probably
people get so jealous of my inability to feel physical pain, it means i can stick my hand in a garbage disposal whenever i want and laugh at onlookers' horrified faces
the person who captioned it on tiktok knows it's a bit the person who screenshotted it for twitter knows it's a bit the person who qt'd that person knows it's a bit everyone in the replies knows it's a bit you know it's a bit they all know you know it's a bit
wtf highbie stole my bit
tomorrow i'm going to say something that i know to be false and i'm going to trust all of you to put me on blast so that people come away with the correct information, with more reach than I would have had if I just wrote it that way
meta is the work of Satan himself if he only had his shit locked in
I’m never googling shit again. I google engagement rings and I get “groom caught cheating with maid of honor at the wedding” propaganda for weeks on every social media platform (especially fucking META) . I google women’s egg count at 29 and I get “you will literally ruin your…
idk why i'm defending a pants ad but this seems like obviously what happened
ok so the focus of the ad campaign is on how she has "good genes" in the sense of being hot with big boobs and what not in one of the ads it throws in like a jr high science bit, "genes can affect hair & eye color & personality" then it's like "both blue! haha double meaning"
if you've never done this you aren't taking twitter seriously as a social environment. "and that's good" you say! "based" you say! so why are you here so much
she insulted and blocked me after I tweeted that the Ghiblifier makes women look younger, then went and deleted all her other replies to me through the years
tomorrow i'm going to say something that i know to be false and i'm going to trust all of you to put me on blast so that people come away with the correct information, with more reach than I would have had if I just wrote it that way
instead they should make fun of the Tea app users who bothered taking a nice angle of themselves for a one-time verification photo
making an app where you can make sure your man didn't repost leaked verification photos of tea app users to call them ugly
there's this guy, doesn't have any friends. i don't know much about him because he isn't my friend because he doesn't have any friends. i don't know if he can get dates or not. i don't know how tall he is
it's funny to see all the comments that are premised around her being unappreciative. but also the joke here is that her appreciation is being stated in a subtle, ironic way, over some readers' heads. perhaps virality is mostly about exploiting differences in comprehension levels
she insulted and blocked me after I tweeted that the Ghiblifier makes women look younger, then went and deleted all her other replies to me through the years
Don't fall for the psyop. You know in your heart that Labubu is Japanese
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