Simon

This looks like an ad for hair transplant showing the process

Good morning dear fellow world champs

why does this sound like a bar from ayy macarena?

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Chelsea are the current World Champions of football btw

head & shoulders looking ahh vid

American reacts to Cole Palmer

I dont care your tits are in my face hanging like that

and yall say cwc money aint real? 😭

Have to release a single before an album

People born in 2010 is 25? Nah time is a myth

Just like politics everything turns from red to blue

ENZO NATION, WE HAVE MADE ITT

Flamengo are piss poor and they sign players for £25m? 😭

Van Dijk is lowkey a prehistoric Hato regen

Nah Chris glowup has been insane, same guy who met diego costa btw

give you directions to a closet, so you can put on clothes. im a christian man.

im just a casual dude who smokes weed

yall can always expect me to kdb you when yall approach women

My predictions 👀 What are yours? #notanad