kellie 🦅

going to the philadelphia bad bitch convention tonight and you weren’t invited

fork found in kitchen

lesbians are the coolest

i’m locking in for this tonight

I would take Carter Hart back in a second

an organization that has time and time again defended abusers and predators. not surprised at all.

just saying

oh good there’s a man jerking off on the subway platform next to me

why did the city bother telling us to put recycling out if they know it’s days late like no one has a fucking can so everything is just blowing around

i’ve applied to 15 part time jobs and no one called lmao if you’ve ever wanted to see my feet and have $20 my DMs are open

my boss saw the skeeball tweet

septa straight up warning people before they pay their fare that all the trains are super late lmfao

would you guys be mad at me if i told you i missed the catchers interference walk off win because i was googling ‘pizza near me’

people in front of us have been gone for like 5 innings and i’ve been so busy eyeing up the pretzels sticks they left behind that i didn’t realize they also left their whole iphone here

the food at citizens bank park is expensive AND bad like please pick a struggle