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@celestialareola
My account is more like lonely fans than only fans.
How 'bout we just skip the small talk and go straight to the flirting!?
Just so y'all know I'm fun-sized which means I'm pokey, puffy and peachy in all the right places.
Ask my bf to choke me last night so he made me eat 2 popeyes biscuits without anything to drink.
Insanity runs in my family almost as much as alien abductions! Date Me?
Every subject is subjective, including the definition of subjective.
If Bigfoot hunters really wanted to find one they would just put a shit ton of Legos out in the woods.
I have to admit I had forgotten how much older men giving me orders really does it for me.
A glory hole but just for random people to tell me I'm beautiful.
You ever get up in the middle of the night and stare into the mirror at your naked self and wonder what the fuck you did in a past life that was so bad that made you have to put up with such shit in this one? No....? Well me neither then.
I'm so short the only parade I've ever saw first hand was the one I was in.
Call me edgy if you want but I've started wearing my monocle more as a fashion accessory lately and not just during sex like most other people do.