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@ceefaux
The TV listings you never knew you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Ring top bell. Over on the blue place under the same name.
Happy Thursday (which is also an average name for a mid-week Shaun Ryder tribute band)
Go on then, it's Friday night and we've had too much Taboo and Lemonade, have another one. WE LOVES YOU ALLS.
We may not be funny, but we are at least topical #masterchef #greggwallace #explodes #torodecantremember
Iain has called OFZOM on us
Not a strong enough apology. I'll be taking things further I've just contacted the, Zombudsman.
We've been contacted by a number of people to let us know that 'zombies' is an incorrect term for infected. We apologise for any distress caused to readers, zombies, not zombies, friends of zombies, friends of not zombies, zombie readers, not zombie readers and anyone else.
We haven't seen #28yearslater but hope it's something like this
Thanks for all the lovely feedback. We think the answers are: - We need to post some text along with an image - We need to put ALT text back in - We to be 17-19% funnier - We need an adequate UK response to wasps So, here's a few that you might have missed this week
We've noticed a real drop off in likes and comments on listings this week. It's either a case of: - Everyone is on holiday - The algorithm/skynet/whatever is against us - We aren't actually funny - Something to do with wasps Our top data analyst (Keith) will look into it.
We've noticed a real drop off in likes and comments on listings this week. It's either a case of: - Everyone is on holiday - The algorithm/skynet/whatever is against us - We aren't actually funny - Something to do with wasps Our top data analyst (Keith) will look into it.
