Romeo Dicaprio
@cboyardee1
i pray 4 u guys
me after a wizard turned me into a baby deer and im getting a sprite from my fridge
Happiness hack: DoorDash all your meals, masturbate anytime you are bored, and maximize screen time so you are always entertained 🙂
i think caring about the tea app as a man is gay why should you care? not in a “well if you don’t do anything wrong you don’t have anything to hide” sort of way but you just shouldn’t care if women say bad stuff about u or pretend to acuse you of things
Everything at Popeyes taste the same , it’s just shaped different 😂
sometimes i put a big strip of duct tape over my pussy so everyone knows i’m anal only
i scratch my scalp til it bleeds and i suck my teeth til my gums bleed
the closer i get to 22 the more 30 year olds disgust me and scare me
oh. those are doo doo nails. doo doo nails on my comfort character.
pissed off that my tattoo artist spilled ink on my docs and selvedge jeans but i already had 2 PBRs and plus my new trad style switchblade tat is looking sick and to top it off he’s playing idles on the shop speakers lol how can i stay mad can’t wait to ride my cafe racer home
wait… it’s a trucker hat… and it says retard on it??? holy based… that’s so epic…
babysitting my friends dog and i wanna put his head in a vice and hit him with hammers to see how he reacts lol