emilie
@cbcradio2
famously nice
For the record im not even a particularly big fan of poetry. Like it’s alright
Overcome with gratitude for everything I have, of course, but if my bf doesn’t buy me a house with a slightly sunnier balcony soon I’m gonna kms
I’m always on the for you tab. Never even look at my following. How else would I develop takes on girls trip and writers so bad at writing they should be tortured
I have to actually like do my job now and I can’t believe this is how so many people live. Legitimately don’t believe it. There’s no way!
Hosting UFC at my house is a golden opportunity to be on my phone and drinking a beer for about 6 hours
Didn’t last as a brunette my hair just reverted to red. Most likely because my gay best friend’s boyfriend’s hag is a redhead so cosmically I have to be one too
It’s embarrassing how often I consider buying an online ceramics bumper sticker that says something like “Bees and Books —now that’s what I’m talking About! There is life in every thing “
It’s unsettling at first….you may feel anger & frustration at the level of deception. Lost at sea. But eventually you will arrive at the shores of peace & understanding, that all the stories of trauma & tragedy we have carried with us are chains weighing us down. You are free.
a few years ago i read a thread on here about how jonbenet ramsey is AI. freaked me out so bad i had to get tacos and go on a walk with my girl friend. so, that one
Having a slight headache during golden hour makes me feel like I’m dying of some mysterious brain thing but my death will be beautiful
In 2020 all you had to do to qualify as a bimbo was be a 6/10 in grad school. Easier times
I really need to talk to Rhonda, the phone psychic who has gotten everything about me wrong every time
Justin bieber’s new album is so good I believe his marriage will survive
Hosting an event is so humiliating I kinda understand why people in new york do it with 25 other people. Smaller percentage of humiliation per person
Just when you think you’re safe you wake up to the most Saturn return in 10th house Aries bullshit
Never agree to add an Italian construction worker you met on a terrasse on facebook… he keeps calling me on messenger to invite me to eat cantaloupe in the park with him