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CHELSEA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN #MXGA
PINCH ME THIS MUST BE A DREAM TEARS IN MY EYES
My dads just told me Adebayor would be the best striker in the world and be worth £200M if his prime was today
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He didn’t provide no new information btw
🚨 Chelsea closing in on deal to sign Jorrel Hato from Ajax. Agreement between #CFC / #Ajax yet to be reached but getting nearer - compromise expected in coming days on price above €40m. Personal terms in place for 19yo Netherlands defender @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65128…
His name is Xavi. He’s 12. He plays for Barcelona. And Chelsea want him. Details: ble.ac/1SE0uaY
Max Dowman isn’t even better than Estevao
Tears he’s better than Wirtz
Max Dowman vs Newcastle 30 minutes played
Sanchez needs to start getting his flowers ngl how many points did he win us last season
Who remember this m*dness in stoppage-time? 😂
🏴🚨 | 𝐑𝐢𝐨 𝐍𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐡𝐚 (𝟏𝟔) with an 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓 vs AC Milan 𝐅𝐔𝐂**** 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 ⭐️
From one @ChelseaFC icon to another 🤝 Claude Makelele thinks his midfield successor, Moises Caicedo, is creating his own legacy at Stamford Bridge 💙
Noni was out here making Xavi Simons clean his boots while they were at PSV like he was his big homie 😳 #MCGA
I’ve just seen a video of Noni making Xavi Simons clean his boots wtf
I’ve just seen a video of Noni making Xavi Simons clean his boots wtf
Big up all saints Dagnarm realist school in East London we had Messi and Di Maria pulling up to our school !!
Ur just a normal lad from All saints s secondary school , I hear it