cav empty

thinking

when i was like 8 when i had just started playing RuneScape the first thing my friend did was immediately scam me out of like 2 days of work of cutting oak logs #forgivedontforget #fuckyoujake

appearance? chopped. personality? soy. penis? nonexistent. money? 300k in student loans.

did you hear that? no? you’re right was probably nothing

my super power is assuming after not seeing/hearing from someone for x amount of time that they have realized they don’t like me and no longer want anything to do with me

no gnomes today. tough day

release me from my enclosure at once.

That’s a solemn ass tweet bro

Oh to be a little bumblebee nestled in a flower

Just tried a glass of milk and wow.. this shit is perfect for my bones

it’s monday again. how could i let this happen

In many ways im a scientist

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

i hate how my car keeps overheating my mechanic said it’s leaking coolant but I don’t have money for a new radiator so I keep pouring more coolant in but im spending so much on coolant I’ll never be able to save up for the radiator

there are dark forces at play.. keep your guard up

can you believe kony 2012 was 80 years ago

my profile hitting home for some sugar daddy trump supporter guy means the world is healing 💗🌎