Cave Beater, PhD 🇵🇪
@cavebeater
My opinions are my own. Economist. Area Expert. Tech reporter for the Washington Post. Blocked by a Nazi's wife. Tier 1 Constitutional Scholar.
First and foremost, my condolences to the family of Ozzy Osbourne. Memory Eternal! However, I must address these awful rumors, no I did not bite his head off on stage. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out
Uranus is huge and smelly
Probe of Uranus reveals where it gets its heat trib.al/l3TJ5hQ
LOLGF
A comrade, Jonathan Caravello was taken by feds while defending farm workers. We’re trying to locate him but have not had any luck. It’s been over 24 hours since his arrest and we cannot find him in the system. We could use any help locating him. See links below.
Perhaps letting Candace Owens run the Elmo account was a mistake
If someone can trick him into saying his name backwards he'll disappear, you know
We hear that immigrants are "freeloaders," yet they're being arrested at their workplaces and LA's economy is floundering without them. Hello?
That's not Freddie Mercury it's @PerryALPHA
Freddie Mercury having a sleepover with close friends, circa 1980.
Florida man hijacks Key West sightseeing train for meth-fueled joyride on birthday trib.al/VK18s9g
Florida man hijacks Key West sightseeing train for meth-fueled joyride on birthday trib.al/VK18s9g
.@SirajAHashmi
While we are here… enjoy the most effort I have ever put into making a tiktok video… because who doesn’t miss @jrpsaki schooling Peter…
While not a teenager, @JoeyMannarinoUS is overflowing with sperm, he's practically swimming in it
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has repeatedly claimed that teenage boys today have half the sperm that men in their 60s do — a stat that’s not exactly accurate. nbcnews.com/health/mens-he…
This is the way to stop those ridiculous rigged Jake Paul fights
Diddy "hit the Siraj"! @SirajAHashmi
PHOTO: Diddy drops to his knees and bends over after hearing the verdict.
.@SirajAHashmi good news! There may be a specialist who can help you with your debilitating condition due to chronic masturbation!
