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Someone told me that Catholics aren't funny. We're here to prove them wrong. Ridete! Memento mori, memento ridere Deus LOL Vult!
So, every year, we try to combat despair and fear with our St. Philip Neri Festival. It's a chance for Catholics to get together and have a break from the normal division of the world. We have @pkrugg coming back and @JeremyMcLellan also returning. If you're in the Phoenix…
I feel attacked.
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I hate to always ask for things, but I could really do with some prayers again for a family member.
Surgery was successful— the tumor is out and a bit of his lung. He will be monitored to see if other nodules continue to grow. If so, therapy will begin. 🙏🏼
Our friend is in the OR right now undergoing surgery to remove cancer. Please pray for Daniel and his family 🙏🏼 Blessed Solanus Casey, please intercede! Amen
Just because something feels right doesn't make it morally permissible. Our feelings are often poor guides for objective truth.
Forgive them,for they know not what they are doing !!
Someone needs to make a course on Fillial Correction and give it away for free online. The number of people who abuse others under the guise of "trying to help," is astounding.
I've gotta stop letting myself get pulled into arguments with internet randos, but Calvinism bothers me so much that it's hard not to. Deep breaths. Mute the offender. Move forward. Joy and hope, not despair and resignation. St. Philip Neri, pray for me.

Do not deny the souls in purgatory your prayers because others tell you they are already saved. If someone was baptized a year or even a week before death, unless they are unable to sin, we must pray for their souls.
Some of us are called to have a child-like faith. Others learn everything they can about the church and are better for it. Knowledge isn't a competition and neither is Heaven. I hope that when it is our proper time we'll be able to meet each other in the sweet by and by 💜
"Someone asked me, 'Did Jonah really live in the belly of a fish for 3 days?' I told him, 'I suppose I'll ask him when I get to heaven.' He said, 'What if he isn't there?' So I said, 'Then you ask him!'" - Bishop Fulton Sheen
*Tragedy happens* Influencers: How can I make this about me and my pet cause?
I don't care if the most evil and vile person on the planet dies, I'm still praying for the repose of his soul. And you can't stop me.
So I’m going to become a meme guy per @catholic_comedy’s influence. Here’s my first contribution thanks to @grok.
Hulk Hogan joins Macho Man Randy Savage in earning his eternal reward. Pray for his soul and pray for Randy Savage. May they both have earned a place in God's kingdom.