Carley 🤖 (snob)
@carleypero
Chicago | 25 | Sometimes funny | Front Left
Getting real tired of sowing on Saturdays and reaping on Sundays
When a man says his love language is physical touch it’s like, oh yeah I’m sure
Holy face card
the cast of harry potter & the goblet of fire, 2005
I’m on page 400 and I’m wondering how the FUCK is he gonna wrap this all up in roughly 100 pages???? But I’ve already crafted my reading order for the rest of the cosmere
Wee
Meeting someone for the first time in referencing all my friends by their first names, as if these are characters that they should already know
Throwing “unbeknownst to me” while telling a story to really captivate the audience
Beautifully balanced adult cola taste in a no calorie beverage.
Ahhh yes see I was never fortunate enough to go to island of rape, malice, evil, torture, and pedophilia. Too bad!
Donald Trump says he “never had the privilege” of going to Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous island.
I think a well-timed, sparingly used “WOOT WOOT” can be fun
I think if you sneeze or cough into your hands, you should be publicly shamed and exiled to an island to live among other subhumans like yourself
no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…
Asking if I can go down the slide again mid evacuation
Landing gear bursts into flames on American Airlines plane at Denver airport. One person was injured.
Guy who gets seppuku and bukkake mixed up
Oi wat is all this a bout en? Can’t have me a morning jillwaggy without the royal cunts spyin’ on mi gnosh viewin habits? Pish posh