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@capybaroness
i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical, film crit @lwlies @reverse_shot, i have met two capybaras in real life
and here's the weekly post for paid subscribers! i've spent my vacation week occasionally checking in on a strange roku streaming channel called MovieHub. i think it is the future of entertainment. here are diary entries from its strange, troubled world api.omarshehata.me/substack-proxy…
when bruce was a kid, he didn't have a floor. his floor was the ceiling. the up stairs only went down. and the walls? they were horizontal.
neighbor has been watching what i can only assume is "People Screaming and Car Horns Honking 10 Hour Compliation" all day
A chilling story near the unsanctioned ICE detention facility that they won’t let elected officials inspect
The clerks at the store where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.
every time there's a "best podcasts" list we are all reminded that the people who work for these big legacy outlets exclusively listen to stuff that's like "The Economy Show with Bland Johnson" or "Celebrity Fuckfest"
WE’RE BACK
#BiennaleCinema2025 #Venezia82 #FuoriConcorso #OutOfCompetition
he’s funny here because you are accustomed to to the stoic ultra serious roles
How have we settled for stoic, ultra serious Liam Neeson roles for decades when his comedic skills are genuinely hilarious
Official Capybaroness Endorsed Festival 👇👇👇
NOT to be confused with the Scandinavian horror film of the same name (dir. Mattias Skoglund) that will have its New York premiere at Scary Movies @FilmLinc next month
they played the most insanely wretched movie at amc scream unseen tonite and at a certain point the audience just uniformly without communicating decided to start laughing. i had a great time watching this pete davidson old people horror movie from the guy who made the purge
if Alien Earth was a streaming thing i would literally never think about it but the fact that it’s airing weekly on a normal network makes it sort of enticing……
New Clippers mascot
average age of the clippers top 11 is 33 years and 165 days old
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
just realized it probably runs way better on switch 2..........
The only reason I stopped playing Stardew Valley is that at some point in year 3 it just kept crashing before I could finish a day. If they ever fix that bug I might go back in and never come out again.
ahhh this explains so much about the look of the movie to me. not just the use of the volume but how close the camera is. almost every scene looks weirdly cramped like the action is being squeezed into a box.
The Volume was used to shoot the #Superman barrel roll scene 🎥