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captain of the cum ship, sinple really 🥂
as an og dexter enjoyer im not sure how i should feel about the new age dexter fans
made meatballs for dinner you guys know the best part about making meatballs?
the fact "rape is bad, to help prevent it we need to halt immigration from countries where rape is a regular occurrence" is pushed back on by so many women is actually fucking insane to me. women have the most self-destructive sense of empathy i swear
here’s my take on the far right anti immigration lot from the perspective of a feminist
"and then... they let those 16 year old girls who spend all day hating men and arguing about communism on twitter vote!" "AAAAAAAAH TOO SCARY STOP"
BREAKING: Keir Starmer announces that the UK is lowering the voting age from 18 to 16 in all UK elections.
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so did the "real" anonymous just sell their account to some estonian kid who hates trump?
Average MAGA experience
i see this guy in the corner of my room when i’m trying to sleep but he’s too much of a bitch to try anything he knows i’d knock him the fuck out

fix this or there will be consequences @elonmusk i will not ask again.

i am greatly offended that someone thinks i watch asmongold
Always knew you were fucking mental lol. Openly racist, watches asmongold and posts his balls on twitter . Good job mate you take the cake. This is peak retard right here
nvm yawn
holy shit this might go from boring major to top 5 major really quickly
holy shit this might go from boring major to top 5 major really quickly