tay
@capsinfour
bring back fleets
if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like wowwww baby good job. that’s a beautiful hole
i like tweeting about dating but i would never actually do something like that
i hope everyone who will be on my fantasy football team this season is training really hard right now. i’m not settling for 2nd place - coach tay
I just hope that when it happens it’s a Friday so we can really celebrate for the whole weekend.
every book i’ve read this month so far has had a red and black cover. does this mean anything
@capsinfour and I watching Ovi in 20 years trying to get his 2000 goal
i had a dream that my patient was spencer carbery’s personal assistant and he was like yeah i cleaned his closet today and i felt so jealous. then he gave me an autograph where carbery signed his name right on his bald head. i miss him so much
embarrassed myself in front of a super hot guy tonight. just another day in the office for me
if i don’t eat some texas roadhouse rolls soon everyone will have to suffer…