C A P R A T E C R A I G
@capratecraig
Just trying to cover my draw 💳
Let's do this...shop live for anyone who wants to snag some CRE Country Club swag! If you're in SoCal there's a good chance you'll discover me IRL since I've been rocking my acre hoodie since I got it 😂 proshop.crecountryclub.com
got a sample of a new design i’m debating launching on the @CRECountryClub Pro Shop...thoughts?

got to delete some beers with @LFGCapitalLLC at the CapRateCraig offices this afternoon. May need to start hosting more IRL organizer beer deletion events.
Brother 🫡 Right back at you, cap rate king. Let's crush some deals.
Brother 🫡 Right back at you, cap rate king. Let's crush some deals.
no one. @chriswhatch every minute of everyday:

Imagine it’s 1867 and this MFr pulls up to try to lease your building. I imagine this was the 💨 shop tenant of their time

some gen z kid just called me asking if I want to invest in their new @Roblox mixed use development…chat are we cooked?
“what do you mean they’re closing the location? they’re one of the largest pharmacy tenants in the US and I sold my SoCal warehouse because I wanted mailbox money. The brokers told me it was like buying a bond…”

when you’re trying to decide if you’re gonna make 20 more calls or cut out early for a handful of ice cold beers

The Trust Fund Kid who talks a big game V. The dad who actually calls all the shots

I wanna hear about that one deal in your career that *almost* closed that you still find yourself thinking about

i remember what it was like before all the engagement bait brain rot on this app
.@elonmusk would be sick if we could choose to change this to “shit posting…” if we wanted to

Soham Parekh worked for Tides, Rise48 and Ashcroft at the same time
had to cop this 🔥 “Distressed” shirt from @LFGCapitalLLC new shop

take literally all my money 🤤
Porsche has announced the 992.2 911 4S Coupe, Cab, and Targa today, and this color in the press photos is absolutely sublime.
now that we have smart electrical plugs and outlets, can we please for the love of god stop wiring random outlets in houses to MF’ing light switches???