Doormatcontroller
@cantmatchmyflo
The drivers licenses leaked today from the tea app have been uploaded to a searchable map.... this may be the worst PII leak I've ever seen lol
Western women for yall. This is wild the weight is crazzzzzy
I'm so tired of it.
Libs celebrating death is something that is insane considering they’re the ones who act like they give the most fucks. Enjoy losing future election knowing that you are all ratio’d
Fuck yall niggas I’m preordering this shit early 😂😂
Lock & load for the ultimate all-out war experience in #Battlefield6. Live gameplay stream hits July 31: youtube.com/live/c_BRbvYxg…
When you’re denying the 10/10 because god got better plans for you. 🤷♂️ Lock In Hours
Oversized T-shirt pssy is better than lingerie pssy
don’t forget to tip your waiters 🥰
at dinner, the waitress is hot… should i get her number ?
We’re witnessing generations of women breaking cycles in real time. Teen girls are being given tools to delay motherhood and older women are embracing it when they’re ready. Both ends of that spectrum are worth celebrating. There’s also something beautifully radical about women
For the first time in U.S. history, there were more births among women 40 and older than among teenage moms. 🍼
I’d love to see this and witness it live
They played Hans Zimmer’s Interstellar soundtrack in Cologne Cathedral. Surreal.
my dawg checking in on me at the function
Spider-Man (2002)
She wants Spider-Man but walks past Peter Parker everyday
Me, 7 years old: *sick day* Cartoon Network at 8AM:
girls get pregnant by a loser then want a winner to come and take care of em 😭😭
When your hitting pull downs and your gym crush is opposite of you doing pull ins.