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cw: 3,560lb gw: 2lb 6oz
he’s the OG Pedro Pascal
Harry Styles’ ‘Pleasing’ brand announces new adult wellness products.
I’m like if Bradley Cooper in silver linings playbook was a couple inches shorter
This woman was sent by the CIA to strike Joe Rogan Booktok suburban households like the plague
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
I don’t give a shit
Trisha Paytas reveals she had her tubes removed following the birth of her third child.
Meeeeeee
Sometimes I Dm girls “what’s ya cashapp” to see how fast they bum ass respond
My coworker 7/23/25 🎀
u can just add someone to ur bio and pretend ur dating them actually
I have the Pedro pascal thing where I have to grab women when I get anxious and I get really anxious on the subway or in elevators or on darkened stairwells
I only get the anxiety gropes around Eastern European women
This genuinely irks me cause why does that fag feel so comfortable going in for the hug after an interaction akin to the basement scene from zodiac
Karol G shares heartfelt moment with fan at @Spotify’s ‘Tropicoqueta’ in NYC, after revealing he has replicas of all of her tattoos on his body.
Please cancel all of them and give all their salaries to Seth
America💙's Stephen Colbert!!!!!!!! In an unprecedented show of support. CNN's Anderson Cooper, Bravo's Andy Cohen, late-night hosts Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, John Oliver and Jon Stewart all turned out for The Late Show host. Drop a 💙 if you feel the LOVE for @StephenAtHome.
He never gets the anxiety gropes around men, does he?!
Fantastic couple 💙🤍 #TheFantasticFour
Both of these songs fucking suck
$ilkMoney calls out Tyler, The Creator for allegedly copying his song "My Potna Dem" on "Mommanem" 👀 "All you n****s get off my d*ck in my DMs. F*ck you and this n***a. Nobody talking about titles. This n***a copying 'My Potna Dem.' Eat a d*ck."
I’m averaging a 20 in test scores for this accounting class
PTA announcing Magnolia after the success of Boogie Nights:
i finally filmed what everyone’s been waiting for—
Stan Twitter needs to be lined up and executed
Karol G shares heartfelt moment with fan at @Spotify’s ‘Tropicoqueta’ in NYC, after revealing he has replicas of all of her tattoos on his body.
Me when I make shit up
i remember sitting in the cinema and silently sobbing through the whole finale, only to realise that all women in the room where in tears as well because they knew as well. it was the silent moment of girlhood i wish i could experience again
AG Cook making that songwriting course after seeing the Brat Summer P&L’s