Candice Fit
@candice_fit
Accredited genius when it comes to sports. Umbrella hater. Cafeteria Catholic. Father to 3 special children. Separated, not divorced. Sheila please come home.
Hyper productive work week. Sober weekend incoming just to take a breath. Life’s been good, just have a few changes to implement. The plan is still unequivocally to go to the moon. Will either get there or die tryin’ ⚔️
If Doses & Mimosas gets played at my future wedding, my wife will quickly be a widow
Wannabe influencer daughter or son that always wears AirPods in public
I think Minneapolis should elect my buddy Luke instead of Omar Fateh as its next Mayor
I’ve been to a few concerts in my day but I’m not sure there’s one that could beat what Coldplay did last night
The nice thing about this buzzcut is it’s borderline impossible to get ass
Thursday. 3 straight nights of good, sober sleep and I’m back to using terms like “conundrum” and “institutionalized knowledge”
Just pulled a $500 pull tab. Forgot for a second that I’m technically still on a gambling heater
I have been in two very close calls in the last 24 hours with people who have no idea how to merge lanes. Proud to say I escaped both with some driving that would make my guy Paul Walker proud. Gone too soon.
Much to think about. Time to lace up the sneakers for an hour jog without music. No better place to figure it out
Two more very fun weekends on the horizon then it’s time to dial it back a bit. Hard to beat the Fourth of July though. God Bless America
Just got DQ’d from the family arts and crafts competition for putting “Repeal the 19th” in big letters on my poster