St. Paul Cait 🇺🇸

I’m ready for it

I was Stephen Colbert’s warm up comic for 6 years at The Colbert Report. He is the smartest and funniest of them all. I’m hoping that from now until May he and his staff will scorch the earth.

Looking at the forecast this week there's only one place I want to be...the North Shore!

Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.

Cat dolphins..🐈🐾😅

BREAKING: Stunning new reporting reveals House Republicans will not do any Rules packages this week because they are scared of voting on anything Epstein related. These cowards are spending more time protecting Epstein than advocating for you!

I honestly don't get why Hunter Biden is being interviewed. Who cares about what he thinks? I truly just tolerated him before for Joe's sake.

Epstein victim atty: My client would want evidence revealed Watch the full video here: tinyurl.com/4w6jdtzh

🚨 It's a simple question: Do you support this man?

BREAKING - any news outlet who isn’t lodged up trumps ass is reporting the story as follows: Nothing like MAGA’s looking to waste millions of dollars on a baseless claim to protect their Pedophile & Chief

Because there is no evidence, you MAGA Moron.

The Obama cult is about to see their POS cult leader exposed and taken down.

Ya don’t say….

I’m so tired of this propaganda and performative fixing - the dyes are minuscule compared to added sugars, fats, and salt in food. Coke having real sugar, makes .0009% difference. The sugars are damn near identical. The dyes are safe if not consumed by the trough.

No, wanting to release the Epstein files suggests confidence, not panic—implying you're not a "Panican" (Trump's term for weak, foolish panickers). If anything, it exposes those truly afraid of the truth.

“I never wrote a picture in my life.”

You can’t be this fucking stupid, but you never cease to amaze. Prominent Democrats AND Republicans are in the files. Both sides are protecting their own, genius.

So are you saying now it's time to walk away from the Republicans?

Absolutely not. If you're old enough at 18 to pay taxes, get drafted, and be tried as an adult, you're old enough to vote. Raising the voting age just because younger voters don’t vote the way you want isn't democracy. It's desperation.

Yes, Trump draws. He’s sold sketches of NYC landmarks for thousands at charity auctions. He even bragged about his doodles in a book. So when he says “I don’t draw,” he’s either forgetting or deflecting. Either way, it is concerning.