Ari K.
@byteofari
Programmer in the streets, waifu in the sheets with a PhD in disappointing parents 😳 https://throne.me/u/funsizedasian Get to know me below! ⬇️
can we skip to the part where I’m wearing only my husband's T-shirt flipping pancakes and making bacon in a pretty house with a cute baby and two dogs
Boyfriend wishlist: over 35, has a beard or a dad bod, doesn't last too long, likes homemade Japanese food, would have trouble keeping his hands off me while I cook dinner for us, likes it when I wear something special for him under my everyday clothes, would call in sick to work…
You receive $5 million, but you have to eat me five times a day. Would you take that deal?

If a 5'1 engineer told you the left leg is breakfast and the right leg is lunch... would you like to have some brunch? 😳

5'1 and flat as a pancake, hungry as a Hobbit, blind as a bat with thick glasses. Smash or pass? (Be honest)

Confession: Many girls are actually interested in older men, but we’re scared to say it out of fear of being judged. I'm 24 and people think I only like older men because they have money… Truth is, I have my own engineering job, an OF, and I never expect a man to pay for me.…
Men over 30, if you prefer your snacks 5ft tall and Japanese, with a mix of both sweet and savory… drop me a hint? 💌

〇 in a relationship 〇 single 〇 we don’t even text but I miss them ⬤ just want a relationship with nerdy older guy who will game with me, binge Lord of the Rings while eating all the snacks, build Lego sets together, cuddle 24/7 and rewatch the entire Pokémon series, Star Wars…
I’m attracted to older men (over 40), but I feel really shy about making the first move because I’m younger, I don’t have much dating experience and I don’t want to get rejected… I also have a high drive, which I've been told it's embarrassing. Men, how would you feel if a girl…
I’m 24 and attracted to older men over 40, but I get anxious about making the first move. I’m socially awkward, introverted, used to being rejected, and not very experienced when it comes to relationships. Men, how would you feel about a younger woman approaching you (and…