Butt Jones
@buttjones420
The mlb trade deadline blows, if you’re a small market cat like me.
Excuse me Mr Gas Station clerk, does this Rainbow Unicorn Bang™️ energy drink, with 300mg of caffeine in it, contain any seed oils?
Tonight I’ll be in the stu (studio) with Morgan Wallen and a rapper who’s not big anymore. Gonna be a dope night, lotta chilling, chicks and putting together the worst song you’ve ever fuckin heard
Capitalism is cool until ESPN buys Redzone and my balls get microplastics in them
I need a wife and a house and a backyard where I can build a bar
FWIW. Ethan holiday is the brother of Jackson holiday and both are sons of Matt Holiday
Yeah bro can we actually not take that flight, the CO2 emissions are lowkey high on that one
Some times a white boy (me) has to take a melatonin and put on a lavender scented nasal strip at 830 at night and hit the hay
Those summer mornings when you have to wear a hoodie fucking ROCK