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meeting someone with the same exact birthday same year as me has convinced me that maybe astrology is real because why are we the same person

🚨PULL UP NEXT THURSDAY 7/31 TO WATCH LEFTISTS CALL EACH OTHER EVIL 🚨

Interviewing @ativantaganist aka instagram’s favorite meme page Lexaprotagnist tonight at 6:30 PST on Twitch!! Come join the fun: twitch.tv/bustitopen420

Ozzy Osborne just got reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby and you’re laughing

no one ask how it went

about to ask for a raise please pray for me

recognizing the compound cost of being poor is so unbelievable. can’t afford regular dentist visits? ok we have to rip your teeth out and it’s also going to cost a hundred million dollars now

stealing bases is so funny like lemme just

good morning

thanks to a few people who cashapped me under that tweet yesterday, I was able to get cold drinks AND get some ice cream for my folks today, super stoked. Have a good Sunday everyone

how it feels to delete a viral tweet

the funko pop and labubu at a landfill seeing the sun blow up

so glad I turned the replies off that tweet as soon as I woke up omg

retweeting again because another tweet broke containment