Cota B

WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.

GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend

When did “Good morning,” start translating to “How are you?”

Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.

I hate me a liar, NORED!

It’s me and this 6% battery power against the world today.

I know old habits die hard, but some of mine are mbela John McClane.

Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”

Can they let us choose the 100 men going to fight the gorilla? 😒

You can just tell BMWs are decepticons.

It’s just me and this Polarbox against the world today.

The evil green ranger really done kicked our ass 😭

Someone said, “Technically, Coke is neither food nor water.”

Guidelines: “If treatment fails, refer to a higher facility.” Me at the higher facility:

Looks like Shoe City everywhere is having a massive sale on Ipanema sandals. Up to 40% off. So if you have a few bucks to spare, go to your nearest outlet and buy me a pair.

Mxit was actually a great app. Being able to logout when you’re done talking, that excitement you felt when your crush was online, the busy status change. Oh man simpler times🤣♥️

Just like, generally speaking, wine is a really good concept.

We don’t need to remake Harry Potter, hey. Omwa pota nai.

Maala iPhone oPuppet nai man.

I can do anything through Christ who strengthens me; except balloon payment.