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I’m gonna fix this myself.

I'm good enough to live with, to sleep with, but God forbid you should have an office with me.

Code Red! Huell! Get in here!

Good. Okay. So, how's Florida been treating you? I'm catching you between hurricanes I hope. Kim, are you there?

It's not in my interest for Hector Salamanca to die...at this time.

No, not on your abuelita. Not on you! There's a woman named Betsy Kettleman. I mentioned her. She's married to Craig Kettleman — he's the treasurer of Bernalillo County.

That is so, so fair. And did I hear you right? You want him to serve on the board of a scholarship committee? A scholarship that Chuck never in a million years would've given to Jimmy.

Those two men – the assassins – I believe I was their prime target, but that somehow they were steered away from me to my brother-in-law. Because of this intervention, I am alive, and yet, I think that this person was playing a much deeper game.

Eighty-six years… but with good behavior, who knows?

I DID NOT DO THIS! / SHUT UP! STOP LYING!

I’ve known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word.

The only way that this works for you is with me dead. Alright. Whatever bullshit way you want the story to go, I will make it go. But... I need one thing.

I'm going to hurt him. Hurt him like you taught me. And then I will kill him.

I know who you are... who you actually are. We have something in common. You want to know where your money is. I want to find Saul Goodman. If you tell me where you sent him, I won't alert the authorities.

You don't want them to think that you're trying to get away. Just breathe. Just this afternoon, I had an extra $200,000 that I would have loved dearly to leave on top of this table. Instead, I gave it to the two best hitmen west of the Mississippi.

Put everything he had into that place. I was away at college when he put Jimmy to work there. Jimmy grew up in that store, watching our father. But dad was not the world's greatest businessman, and eventually ran into money troubles.

Remember that? Remember how scared we all were? I didn’t want to act like it, but I was terrified. All that week, all I could think of was how they were actually going to cut me open and take out a part of me that was with me my entire life.

My brother is not a bad person. He has a good heart. It’s just he can’t help himself. And everyone’s left picking up the pieces.

Howard was murdered? Why?

I believe that you are way out of your depth in this matter. So, next time you want to come in here and tell me what I'm doing wrong, you are welcome to keep it to yourself! Because I don't care!