riot bruh
@bruhtropolis
Bruhsquad CEO
ITS BEST DAY OF WEEK FOUR LOKO FRIDAY. Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko this weekend
I ruined everything
✨️ share a piece of league of legends lore about yourself
I tried this once at a non binary coffee shop and got the cops called on me and almost became goonicide victim #3
50 year old woman with insane charisma just put $3 in my tip jar, made eye contact, and said "you dont mind if I use a couple fingers? Stuff it all on down in there?" Laughed, and left. I got combo'd like crazy I'm still stunlocked.
I decided to put queso on my smoked sausage and now it looks like this. Fuck my chungus life
"I hope this email finds you well" your email found me straight digging in my ass
One of my coworkers just said walking in the rain is the same thing as showering
Today at work they tied my shoelaces together and pushed me down the stairs
I scroll Twitter and post rage bait all day at work and I was just offered a promotion to senior engineer how do I keep getting away with it
