Jumata Emill
@brownboywriting
I write books about mystery-solving black kids. Up Next: I DON’T WISH YOU WELL (1/20/26) | he/him | Rep’d by @alecdshane
It’s Pub Day for my sophomore novel WANDER IN THE DARK. This New Orleans-set mystery is truly the book of my heart. Amir and Marcel are two halves of my complex self! Hope y’all love them as much as I do. Oh, and there’s murder! 🤭 Grab your copy today: getunderlined.com/books/723863/w…
Franklin Googling: “How to save your mother if she dies” #fantastic4
Honestly we didn’t need this segment with the men! #RHOA #RHOAreunion
Ralph is trash! Let this be his final reunion appearance! #RHOA #RHOAreunion
Judging by Kat’s expression it look like Tomas 🍆was 🚮! #BeyondtheGates #BTG
Pretty much every adult character on this show has had a sex scene now except for Martin and Smitty! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
So now Tomas ready to take this girl’s virginity?! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Tomas yesterday: I want you, Eva! Tomas today: I have feelings for you, Kat. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
After that little interaction, June is definitely Haley’s mother! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Things I never needed to know: That Gretchen broke Slade’s penis! #RHOC
I’m convinced Tamra’s issue with Jen is deeply rooted in jealousy that Jen and Ryan exude the hotness she thinks her and Eddie have! #RHOC
Does Haley plan on stealing a baby? How is she gonna fake getting bigger? Where is she going with this? #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Am I the only person who is taking issue with Julia and her wife raising Black boys after the behavior I’ve witnessed this season? #RHOM
Jacob probably only have sex in missionary position #BeyondTheGates #BTG
I’m so sick of Jacob always playing cop with his in-laws! Ain’t no other cops on the force! #BeyondTheGates #BTG
So NOW Tomas has a problem with Kat’s “meanness!” You know what, Tomas… #BeyondTheGates #BTG
Ted: Leslie, I hate you and the ground you walk on. Also Ted: Yeah, Leslie, you can enter my hotel room where we can be alone and talk. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
