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@brokebackstan
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guy at the airport in a shirt that says “my drug of choice is white powder”…..brother let’s think this one through
no more canned sugary malt bullshit i’m practicing kindness towards my body. by only drinking liquor. after i finish this leftover strawberita in my fridge.
have to pack for a weeklong trip where half of it is for work and the second half is for pleasure
right after this was taken we got a bunch of free alcohol due to being at the bar with several beautiful women
slept all day and trying not to be really mean to myself about it
passing win? put my card down for the table and the server read my dead name aloud and asked which of the girls at the table it was without looking at me…and seemed very confused when i had to be like no diva that’s me
getting carded by the insanely hot bartender and it’s like okayyy do i give barely legal jailbait or do you actually just think i’m a high school junior