brian gomez 🏴
@briang0mez
Novelist and musician. What that means, in practical terms, is that I'm most frequently a bartender.
Hoping Anwar doesn't mistranslate "Turun Anwar" as "go down, Anwar" and we have to go through everything again for the third time.
Otam with a full band tonight at The Live Bar. Happy hours from 6pm-8pm Jom!
6 powerhouse songwriters at The Live Bar this Saturday. Get your tickets now! merdekarya.com/event-details/…
Ok Malaysian sleuths, here’s a list of things we need to keep investigating Jho Low/1MDB: 1) Tapes of Najib and Rosmah sent anonymously to MACC in 2020 but never released (“Darling, may I advise you something.”) Someone (former MACC) has these and they will be useful. 1/
Not anymore.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
If you don't need it - fine. But for many struggling parents, RM100 allows them to buy their children 8 packs of cigarettes.
People will go to their priest and be like "bless me father for I have sinned", and admit to silly things like "i had impure thoughts" or whatever, just to cukup syarat. And then go to their bartender and confess EVERYTHING.
So who was the pointy-eared guy in the teaser? Why tease his silhouette and not reveal who he is? Now I really need to know who he is, man. I've been waiting a whole damn week, dammit. WHO IS HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!???? #RevealTheToyol
Whatever. I just want to know who the pointy-eared guy and the pointy-tits girl from the teaser posters are.
KOS SARA HIDUP | Kerajaan akan mengumumkan penghargaan luar biasa kepada rakyat dalam masa terdekat bagi membantu tangani kos sara hidup yang tinggi. Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim berkata Kementerian Kewangan sedang memperincikan perkara itu. #BuletinTV3…
Imma steal some shit and run to India, and by way of disguise, call myself Fellatio Lim Boon Fatt.
If you were a Chinese guy hiding in China, and didn't want to draw attention to yourself, wouldn't you just call yourself Wong or something
8 performers tonight! FREE ENTRY! Load up first: happy hours from 6pm to 8pm. Jom!
Bands be like: since we have a saxophonist, might as well play Careless Whisper
Terus cold pelir.
Coldplay accidentally exposes 'cheating couple' and guess what - they are the CEO and HR of a top Firm 😭😭😭😭 Nothing can fix you!
Don't be so judgemental. You'd hide from embarrassment too, if you were caught watching Coldplay.
Etiquette-wise, it's a bit weird to greet someone by saying "Hey bro! Long time no see! You lost so much weight! Do you have diabetes?"
*hihat, snare, tom, tom, floor tom* Drummers whenever they hear titah addendum
160 ketua UMNO bahagian desak Anwar laksana Titah Adendum #malaysiagazette malaysiagazette.com/2025/07/17/160…