Brian Essig
@brian_essig
Def have a belmal
The difference between how a Shepherd approaches a situation compared to how a Mal approaches a situation.
#klaviyo @klaviyo Trying to get a simple answer...no wonder why I can't get actual answers to real issues!

Is there a way to get real @klaviyo support. The ticket responses are awful and the live chat they keep disconnecting me once they realize I have an actual hard problem for them to address.
#shopify #hydrogen we're running a headless store, so custome rpath looks like shopify (for cms)->hydrogen for product add to cart experience->redirect to shopify checkout. UTM tags are not being recorded in shopify. Any ideas? (NOT shopify+)
I gave to @mozthunderbird today to #freetheinbox. I've used thunderbird for close to 2 decades now and they've been putting alot into development recently. Join me to support communication privacy. thunderbird.net give via @mozthunderbird updates.thunderbird.net/en-US/thunderb…
@unpkg has been down for 2+ hours... github.com/unpkg/unpkg/is… unpkg.com/status/
The best part of practice was rebound and it wasn’t particularly close 😂
Thank god I’m not the only Goalie thinking this. I thought it was just me. But now @HLundqvist opens up about what apparently every goalie over 28 is thinking.
According to @HLundqvist there's a new pandemic in the NHL: the Reverse VH Pandemic 😅
Literally at @HomeDepot and cannot buy a power tool cause everything is locked up and the 4 people here don’t have any keys.
Would love to try #campfire by #once. Anyone running a public channel?
Developer friends....how do you feel / use @Hetzner_Online for production machines if they do not provider 24x7 support for the cloud infrastructure? What is the host go down? What if there is a ddos?
Thanks @MarshaMarshaMa_ for running another incredible #mm23nyc What a blast! Thanks for everyone who came out and made it such a great time.
Serious question, if we cut russia/china off from the internet, what percentage of cyberattacks would be cut?
As if I didn't need another reason to dislike @ubuntu snaps.... < 200kbps download on a 1 gbps line...Yes, I have an extra 8 minutes to wait for something that should be 30 seconds....
Not sure I should watch my sons hockey practices… I’ve taken 15 bullet points of notes and video’d the drills. Feel a strong need to do an hour video session, dryland and an on ice private with him to get him up to speed. He’s 6 and it’s his second practice.
My son turned 3 in Jan. He came home from daycare today and asked “where can I hide?” Me: What do you mean? “When the bad guy comes to school they want me to hide under the table. But he’s going to see me and shoot me and kill me. So where can I hide?”

Loving @dhh weekly tear down of big cloud! As someone who got a start in web hosting, worked for a hosting company early in my career, and still manages many cloud and bare metal instances, there is no such thing as "cloud". It's simply someone else's computer.
Does @wpengine realize since their move to google cloud, sites suffer from sporadic 503s. This is across all of our managed clients who have opted to use their service. This also applies to @HeyFlywheel modern infrastructure which I believe it using the same WPE architecture.