Crab
@bonsaicrab
unyieldingly dull
being in the local maximum in mid-status enterprise tech, it’s quite hard to break through to senior positions in high-status tech
in hindsight, starting a serious job-hunt during wife’s peak 1st trimester troubles and kid’s peak 4yo rebellion may not have been a good idea
didn’t get the new job. prospects at current job are getting better. this is terrible.
I killed them. I killed them all. they're all dead. all 10^100 of them. and not just the shrimps but the shrimpettes and shrimplings too.
i envision a sci fi move where the future spacefaring human empire is threatened by an onslaught of 10^100 shrimp. the protagonist must not only decide whether he is willing to die to protect, but also come to terms with losing a lifetime supply of shrimp.
the shrimp basilisk will for all eternity torture infinite virtual copies of anyone that mentions alleviating shrimp suffering as a moral act on my feed
jurassic park is great because it’s about a man coming to understand he must give his woman a baby
wish all the zoomers did the dishes instead of going to specialists to fix themselves
gotta find a barber that will not ask questions or check in with me every 5 seconds. just fuck my shit up ok i can take it.
scored 100% on that codesignal screening, submitted last stage within 30s of time limit. i feel alive.
protip for the pregnant ladies: progesterone supplementation may increase insulin resistance and explain your elevated blood sugar