봉주르

#whoremembers

🔞 pov: you’ve got a text from omni-man

Season 5, Mark... this is GOOD NEWS

🔞 priceghost doodle

endless summer with arthur and joel ☀️

sleight of hand

a true viltrumite idol

big x bigger

we don’t talk enough about long haired arthur

breed him so much that mark’s gonna have to start calling william dad

what happens in a safe house stays in a safe house

🔞 how omni-man earned his paycheck

happy pride #charthur

a side effect of Allen’s new super strength includes increased sexual desire and blood flow downstairs when viltrumite is nearby

who wouldn’t want to be impregnated if a heartbroken scruffy old man in spandex comes out of nowhere and saves your life

relationship goals

🔞 once known as earth's strongest hero, now just an unopan dinner