Lily, the neighborhood pest…
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call me by your name: editors commentary version where i appear thru out the film with free movie facts and behind the scenes scoop. goes without saying but every fact transitions on screen with the sound effect of a basketball swishing thru a net. @RealChalamet watch this space




When u order a sausage egg and cheese from the bodega and they give you the hot dog cut up into fourths its like can we be serious
The concept of shooting ur shot with a guy ur crushing on by voting him for mayor of New York City #neverkillyourself
Objectively good bit and to have it come from SJP? Very pleasing to me
Sarah Jessica Parker to Howard Stern on how she used to avoid taking fan selfies: “I did this for a really really long time and it worked forever. I used to say, ‘I can’t, because of the government,’ and I’d do this [pointing up to sky]. It really confused people. This was…
Actors are like fuckkkk I have playing Caesar Flickerman in the Hunger Games reboot later
he’s so funny i’m crying
Yeppppp. That= just happened (my dog took a shit in front of two chic gay guys sitting in the park and they went “let’s just go”)
“Shooters shoot” but it’s putting on eyeliner and being in your proximity

recently i had a stylist ask how old i was then recommend i start rogaine for “preventative reasons.” what does he think is going to happen to me earnest

everyone thought i was a fabulous gay man until this reveal… people died…
Hair stylist flat ironed my bangs for a mysterious reason never to be known by a girl such as me :)
Pix of Eddie Kaye Thomas that I find charming and/or have a deeper meaning. It’s free to “like” a post, and your input greatly helps my page.


heyyy a few of us are meeting up and standing directly in front of the subway entrance later to look at our phones if you wanna come. Afters are same thing in front of the turnstile dm for addresss
There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps
There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps
Hair stylist flat ironed my bangs for a mysterious reason never to be known by a girl such as me :)

My daddy always told me, “never work a day in your life.” There was something he said before that but I forgot
Stopped me in my muthafuckin tracks 😌. Yes girl


saddam hussein hiding spot for those with the eyes to see
There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps