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I just opened a $280K long on SOL at $118 Liquidation is $85.7 If it hits $203, I will make $5M Or I will lose $2M You think I will win?

In a market where everything gets labeled useless, a token literally called #USELESS launches and you’re still not talking about it enough There’s someone tweeting in every language, every single day. Yet you’re too hesitant to say it louder #USELESS is going way higher and way…

#USELESS isn’t moving off just one metric Since bridging to $BNB it’s been on its own trajectory detached, defiant, inevitable It got listed on Binance Alpha and you’re still whispering like it’s not happening $BNB moves → USELESS flies $SOL rallies → USELESS breaks gravity…

$YELLOW is cooking and barely anyone’s paying attention > Backed by Ripple’s Chris Larsen ($10M seed) > CTOs from Cosmos & Bybit > 20+ live apps using the SDK Public sale coming soon This isn’t another narrative it’s infrastructure 🔗 yellow.com/join?ref=xlPh7…

Jup Studio just flipped Pump fun in volume 😯

Don’t be a maxi for any platform it won’t make you money Bonkfun’s #USELESS was the first example of this $URANUS on Jupiter is another I said USELESS would go much higher at $4M, $15M, and $50M I said I was DCA’ing into $URANUS at $8–8.5M It’s now sitting at $70M Run it.

fuck it useless new ATH

#USELESS dipped for days quiet entries followed Volume stayed high, liquidity thickened, holders increased and yet most still chose to fade it Now price is coiling again. Higher lows. Stronger base Conviction isn’t loud. it’s patient Are you still sidelined or are you ready?

This was 3 SOL

Tokemi feels like a real Internet Capital Market play Launch a site, app, game, or dApp straight from an idea Choose your rev model, share 100%, reward holders if you want. Monad and HyperVM support coming soon Serious cook potential Launchpad szn

yet another ATH in on-chain holders for #USELESS coin: - token distribution continues to improve as a lot of new holders continue to come in to absorb large sells - on-chain and CEX volume remains strong - smart money and whales continue to buy the dips and accumulate…

True to the blue and to the bags

Last week, the #USELESS coin bridged to $BNB a chain that’s ironically been called useless itself Shortly after, BNB hit new ATH Even as both break expectations, the label “Useless” somehow sticks The more they repeat the word, the higher it sends Names don’t define outcomes

Which bundled scam token are we buying today

I bought #VALENTINE on ETH @Valentine_ERC I haven’t bought anything on Ethereum in a long time but this feels different ETH season isn’t just coming, it’s already humming beneath our feet Elon Musk has already hinted Valentine will be used soon. There’s a growing arc forming…

You could’ve shorted $100K on $PUMP before the alon interview and turned it into $500K in under an hour but instead you hesitated and missed a $400K profit

This should be an easy win for Arsenal

this ain’t just a memecoin $AIRFRY this is an airfryer you toss in a bag of frozen disbelief it comes out golden and sizzling no oil no logic just pure convection-fueled madness airfryer doesn’t dip, it just flips halfway to cook both sides send it. cook it

someone offered me 32 sol to shill the ticker to alon crypto is wild

This is what a $4.5M fumble looks like