Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov
i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star
People can viscerally feel that our economic and political system is broken. If Democrats keep refusing to label and fight the REAL enemy (the billionaire class), then Republicans will keep spreading the lie that immigrants and trans people are the enemy. And the lie will work.
being a guy and calling another guy “brother”… I bet that feels so nice
being a guy and calling another guy “brother”… I bet that feels so nice
just had a powerful coffee and am walking around feeling like a really stupid version of the terminator. Scanning around me and the readout is just like: Guy Another guy Chair Pigeon (bird)
Elon Musk is going full force to get Trump elected, because otherwise someone might find out what “Kung Fu practice” with Ghislaine Maxwell is code for.
What's this, @elonmusk? 🤔 gizmodo.com/elon-musks-x-i… #ElonPedoFiles
Biden: well listen now. it’s gotta be - there’s just one thing america needs to understand. it’s important stuff- Tapper: that’s time Trump: abortion doctors are shooting babies with sniper rifles as soon as they’re born Tapper: thank you. very interesting, sir
This moment from the 2016 Libertarian Party presidential debate
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
vocal tic in the winter, can't stop saying it
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
Legacy media spent the first week of the Columbia protests calling students raging anti-Semites, and then they act surprised when no one trusts them enough to talk. And just as an aside: If you're a journalist who can't convince people to talk, that's a you problem.
When protests are not about actually explaining your cause or trying to engage journalists who are there to listen. @Peggynoonannyc describes her visit to Columbia before the raid.
"dissent must never lead to disorder" is a pretty remarkable thing to say in a country founded on both of those things
i'm going crazy lol this was the schedule for the protest at UT austin yesterday. they sent state troopers with riot gear and horses to stop an art workshop and a pizza party
This was the original plan for today’s demonstrations:
In Gaza, I studied at two universities and worked at a third. Professors who taught me have been killed, colleagues have been murdered, and the campuses where I studied and worked lay mostly in ruins. The entire academic system has been obliterated by Israel's bombs. Yet, here,…
Our team spent long hours reporting on and around Columbia’s campus on Thursday & Friday. I want to clear some stuff up. I didn’t see a single instance of violence or aggression on the lawn or at the student encampment. The student-led protest was peaceful and often very quiet…
goodbye everyone, i'm the same @ on Giga Pet™ so make sure to feed me and make me poop there or i will die
So which one of y’all wants to try the #BabeRuthChallenge 😂
insurance commercials in the 1950s: a real man buys life insurance so that his family will be taken care of after he dies in a cool car crash insurance commercials now: jon hamm wants to have sex with our mascot
me: time for some music bluetooth headphones: excellent. instead of connecting to your phone, i’ve connected to your neighbor’s fridge for some reason