bluebrry

*drags you out from hiding under a log* hi ,,, wanna hear my favourite flight of the conchords lyrics ? ^-^

that's possum ,,,,

i'm so incredibly done for btw like it's over for me

this thing goes so crazy

the situation im in

fulfilling the fantasy of scrolling on twitter in bed next to croomf

if you want to live

do you guys think i could be . an american .

lmfao

they've been saying this would happen

they're saying i move like an owl in real life too

i rlly want people to fuck my girlfriend . not that she can't pull (she can) , i just have something wrong with me .

it's crazy how the transit here is free if you want it to be

where the hoes at !!!!!!!!!!!!!

whenever i buy women things i get a tangible , extremely powerful brain & body high , and i think this is more dangerous for me than any illicit substance

srry i meant 30k

how would you feel if i came to your doorstep with a loaded shotgun