Blue Aloud
@bluealoud
So I got my cappuccino to go
So obsessed with Jake Canuso from Benidorm being the love interest in Emma Bunton’s music video for Crickets sing for Anamaria


I think gay men that recorded camp 2000s pop performances from clubs and gigs on their Nokia’s in 240p and uploaded them to YouTube all deserve OBE’s by the way
The existence of Freddie Mercury implies the existence of Freddie Cadmium, amongst other heavy metals
Being tall and trying to gain muscle is so silly because the way I’m at the gym all the time but these long ass arms still be looking like twigs 😭😭
Nah I’m sorry why did a lad I proper fancy try to flirt with me tonight and I had to push him away cos heard the beginning of the Saturdays megamix and I told him 😭😭 “sorry ur fit but ur not Frankie bridge” I need sectioning
Being able to escape into a late 2000s pop-synth single which charted at #73 on the uk singles chart is truly one of life’s greatest pleasures
Saturday night spent going to the gym then demolishing cake and ice cream whilet watching Cheryl’s life stories episode followed by Girls Aloud Off The Record ouuuu best Saturday night ever happening NOW!!!

In the past week I haven’t drank once, been to the gym 6 times, been making sure I have my 5 a day and I literally have never felt more tired maybe health is a scam actually

No because I’m sorry they actually just don’t do killer live telly performances like this anymore… this absolute masterpiece being broadcast on a Sunday night whilst I was eating my roast dinner age 9 BRING IT BACK!!!
I can’t stop thinking about the late Tina Turner’s instagram account only following 13 people and one of them being Cheryl???

20 vs 24 year old me look like different people and it still blows my mind😭

Watched titanic for the first time in like 12 years last night (aka first watch as an adult) and haven’t been able to think about literally anything else since. The autistic hyperfixation from my childhood has been reignited.
I mean honestly you cannot even deny she entered America with a bang. This is one of the most wild looks in recent memory. The shock value was there (even if for all the wrong reasons 😭)
