Ossama
@bloody_realist
FCPS 1 Medicine/Medical Officer/26
My cousin is adamant he wants to go to one of 4 universities only, BNU, LUMS, QAU and IQRA. I wonder why.
All the girls hate Sydney Sweeney for some reason. I wonder why. Jealousy takes you nowhere.
The worst thing to happen to mankind is chatgpt because now you can't tell great from good, good from average and average from poor.
At my hospital when everybody has tried and failed in passing the NG and the ICU registrars have to be involved is where I come in. Alhamdulillah 99 percent success rate. In my life i've only failed one time at passing NG.
A Female patient (paralyzed) was admitted in ward, so while having Round, i asked their attendant : "NG tube say Feeding kra rhay". He began explaining that for two days NG couldn't have been passed, many Drs, Nurses, dispensers tried but then a Dr came from Emergency and he
Not me buying pakore aka fritters from 3 different shops at once for the same price just to compare the quantity.
I love Fridays because we get free biryani with unlimited refills at my hospital on Fridays.
I still use soundcloud sometimes because the stupid Spotify doesn't work after an hour of music.
Everybody has a problem with Sydney Sweeney selling her Boobs but at least she knows what she wants in life. She has a direction and a purpose. How many of us really do?
Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.
People working 2 jobs at once have my respect and sympathies because even 1 has ruined my mental peace and social life.
I don't know what it is about the number 27 but it's just one crazy number when it comes to age like it just separates youth from the other side.
Wese to I prefer morning shifts but when you're back from a morning shift you fall asleep by 8 pm tops and the entire day is just gone in the blink of an eye.
Why is giving birthday presents to your parents so awkward? It shouldn't be but it is
Making money for men is ridiculously hard. Can't even do Only Fans.
Not me challenging this 6'2" muscular dude to an arm wrestling match saying he's all air and getting absolutely obliterated in 5 seconds.
Nobody talks about how hectic and taxing a Medical Officer's job is. They just talk about the misery of HOs and PGs. Nobody sympathises with us.
Every scar on your body is a message to the ones looking that you've been to hell and back, that you're not afraid of pain and things going south. It's a sign that you know how to survive.
They were both killed by *MEN* like every other honor killing in the past. It's about the abuse of power by one gender, our gender. Women don't kill and rape. The perpetrators are always men. It's not that deep. There wasn't 1 woman in the crowd that killed them.
Why is no one talking about the man who was killed too? Why is society only talking about the woman? He stood with her, his sacrifice deserves the same voice. Why is a woman’s pain always glorified and a man’s sacrifice ignored? Men bleed too. But no one lights candles for them.
Whenever I try to say the full form of the medical abbreviation NPO "Nil per oral" I just stutter like crazy. It's such a tongue twister.