King K. Rool🐊👑

"So he's finally back... performing for you... If you know your place... you can join him too... Put your claws together... for a villain most cruel.... Cause this time... he's here to ROOL!!🔥🔥🔥💪💪"

So anyways uhh yeah I hate Donkey Kong. Very much even.

*King K rool stars talking* "So. I've heard so much about your misadventures with Donkey Kong.. and I just know you want revenge on that ape-ish fool.. need a hand?" *Stsnley comes out of the shadows* "Heh.. these insects need some repellent. and this Stanley needs a parable!"

Wait who's that guy behind the letters?

The Donkey Kong devs said: "Hey, let's make the shitiest most unplayable games of all time!" ABSOLUTE DOOKIE FROM A BUTT COLLECTION!!! AND THE NEW ONE IS A CLEAR REMINDER OF THIS KONG'S SHITTY LEGACY!!! When they put me as a playable character then we're talking!!👀👀😌🔥🔥

20k likes and I'll deep-fry diddy in molten lava!!

If you had seen Donkey Kong Country, prove by quoting it!

"I'LL TURN YOU INTO BANANDIUM MUSH, AND FEAST ON A MEAL FIT FOR A KING!"

"And when it comes to rot...I RULE! I'm rotten to my core!"

Donkey Kong is a good fellow who didn't steal charity money from the hospital children and did NOT kill innocent lives and sacrifice them to the banana gods for his selfish, gluttonous, and addictive needs of bananas!! Nope, he did not do that, uh huh!! Yep!! Never!!👀👀👀👀😅😅

The Kongs do have a noticeable kind of aura... THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE BOOGERS AND SHIT!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️ (Except Funky Kong he's chill)

GET IN THE CAR!!! BEFORE THOSE KONGS WAKE UP HURRY!!!

I'm here to steal all of the bananas... AND ALL OF THE QUEERS!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Incredible Dance technique so miraculous It fixed my fucked up eye❤️❤️❤️ Klump you are a genius🔥🔥🔥

K ROOL