crxssreed

It would’ve been way funnier had Gogeta not explained that he was a fusion and Freeza deadass thought another Super Saiyan leagues more powerful than him just showed up out of nowhere

crazy how i’ve only cried 3 times in the past 5 years

Hulk Hogan when he sees Hitler in hell

ur average latina: "mi amooooor, I didn't know if you wanted cochinita or ceviche so I made both!"

all the kernels in the popcorn bag popped, maybe god is one my side

"This is not about race." -white American proverb

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

found more success in hinge than i currently have in finding a job; my life is a fucking joke

MEGATRON AND I GOING INTO BATTLE AGAINST THOSE AUTOBUTTS

realest depiction of an unc ever put to film

Me watching sinners being like “these vampires act like missonaries lol” then being like “….THESE VAMPIRES ACT LIKE MISSIONARIES”

hearing fireworks on july 16th

Right Wingers: Democrats founded the KKK Also Right Wingers: The KKK represents me

humor-wise, i think i peaked in 2021

my life rn if i never left howard

everything shifted after i failed to get that internship at the smithsonian

if this self fulfilling prophecy shit is right then i actually might not make it to my high school reunion next year, lol