B.J. Allen
@bjallen
Twin Dad, Software Engineer @StitchFix
Help build our platform at @stitchfix! I am looking for Infrastructure Engineers to join my team - SF or US remote. stitchfix.com/careers?gh_jid…
we should make a second internet for when the first one isn't working
I have decided to try @stitchfix, I will let you all know how it goes. This is my first "thing in box arrives regularly" besides Amazon
1: Hey, what’s our registration URL again? 2: Eh, don’t worry about it. We’ll fill it in later.
Just like Uber except they replace the battery in your car in the driveway that is dead because your kid left the dome light on all weekend.
Startups are obsessed with processes. Looking back at my time @ Spotify, can't tell if our success was b/c of what we applied, or despite it
I hope this loud-talking business dude at the airport closes this deal. We’re all rooting for you!
The Internet of Things is great until you’re up to your neck in Things you have to manage.
Think a supply chain & logistics convention would be boring? How about a VR forklift simulator?
Google photos tries a little too hard to make albums from old photos.
Seriously cool: (MRI) Chamber Music with Sarah Willis youtu.be/MWcOwgWsPHA
“jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, almost done to mister ride, wonder horsey sleigh, hey” moby.to/nh6amp
Swift's comments and test suite are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best indented ones in the industry! 🐙🐱
OK, now that I’ve got my food, it’s safe to tell you that @tacodeli is open today (and free).
Having a 2yr old and twin newborns is basically a high-stakes fox/rabbit/cabbage crossing the river puzzle.
Researching your upgrade options is guaranteed to result in you disliking your carrier even more than you did 12 months ago.