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.@Dessistant review High potential, needs work. @Dessistant transforms anyone into an autonomous market maker. Set your rules once, and the agent adapts in real-time. Precision sniping, auto LPs, token launches, and strategy scripting, all via a simple chat UI. No bots. No…

No sugarcoating it. @virtuals_io looking like a graveyard right now. Nothing's breaking through the noise and the scores are just as forgettable. We ran the AI again. Here’s who made it out alive (Barely): 📌 @CharXWorld → Tier 3 Launch: 4 hours | $CHARX → Tokenized,…

Back tomorrow for Virtuals Weekly Episode 20. @goon_crypto and I will smash through all of the hot topics across the @virtuals_io ecosystem. We aren't short of talking points this week, that is for sure! Set you reminders in the comments!

You wanna know who the real first adopters are? Criminals. Deviants. The people your parents warned you about. The internet? First used to sell drugs, spread pirated media, and share porn. Web3 was the same, it was used to buy drugs. Those users didn’t break it. They…

Going live in 21 hours: $CANZA TL;DR: @canza_io has ambition. But ambition without traction = potential, not product. If they ship half of what they claim, this could get interesting fast. Until then? We’re watching the data, not the pitch deck. Let’s see if $CANZA earns those…

.@allie2wa Final Grade: 44/100 Early but promising. Polished enough to impress, unproven enough to doubt. If the API lands and creators latch on, this goes from “interesting” to “inevitable.” If not? Just another pretty face We graded @allie2wai! Now live on Virtuals! MVP…

Can’t lie. We said we were bored of the recent @virtuals_io launches… But the new UX update and the founder’s videos? Gave me a solid 5 minutes of unexpected entertainment. But nothing's changed. Still the same recycled pitch decks. Same tired projects. So we ran the AI…

Alright, kiddo. A crypto-native flight booking agent just dropped. Just in time for summer. Not a pitch deck. Not a moodboard. A real product. And it’s already live. Meet: @Flyte__AI $FLYTE 21 hours left to get in. 69% raised. 257 degenerates onboard. P.s. They're also…

$ARVOS just jumped 24 → 40 … and yes, if you yap about it, you’re getting paid → arvos.xyz/mindshare Live in 3 days. Beta’s already up. Let’s break down the receipts. → ARVOS is live. → Public Beta on Base & Hyperliquid. → Real vaults. Real deposits. → AI…

$VPAY Just Leveled Up. WHY? HOW? They DMed. They dropped a statement. TL;DR? *No, they didn’t bribe us. They owned the delay. Stayed heads-down building. So we updated the score. First, the headline: @VPAY_Global Score: 21 → 39 They did something most founders avoid, told…

Anyone else bored with @virtuals_io right now? Same launches. No hype. Nothing original. So we ran the numbers. Again. Just to see if anything is actually worth your attention. Here’s what the AI found… TL;DR → Probably not (Sorry, not sorry) (Waiting for the ACP game…

Sept to Dec last year. 16 weeks. Nearly 200x. @virtuals_io went full beast mode. Are we about to run it back? And if so… who’s taking the front? Potential 5 Genesis projects: 1. @EvaOnlineXyz 2. @Wach_AI 3. @itslilyturner 4. @SongjamSpace 5. @AIxVC_Axelrod Is the biggest…

Submissions are now closed. The judges have entered the chamber. The circuits are on the table. The fate of your builds will now be decided. Let the judges judge! For a motivation we bought and burned 5.500.000 $DUCK basescan.org/tx/0x23c8396ce… You’re welcome builders!…

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🚫Tell tale signs 🚫 a launch isn't everything it appears and you should probably avoid: Ask yourself why people would commit all these points and then commit so few virtuals? 🤷‍♂️

New @virtuals_io drops incoming. → Powered by AIQ’s 100-point system → Scored on product, team, and traction → All launching in the next 2 weeks Let’s break it down… 📌 @allie2wai → Tier 3 Launch: 11 days – $AWAI → First human-realistic AI avatar with real-time voice +…

.@appduckai's AppScore just jumped from 39 → 52 after a deep-dive into their actual product and traction. And from speaking to the team… 28 days post-launch, turns out they’ve built an engine. $DUCK Here’s what new and why that matters MVP Is Real (And It’s Wild) AppDuck is…

Today we tuned into one of the best Spaces in the @virtuals_io community, care of @bigwil2k3 and @goon_crypto As usual the Alpha was flowing. Our attention was caught in particular by @predibot_ now live on Virtuals. Using @SongjamSpace we took the information from the…

Just spitting here but does this look like a passive aggression to you? Anyone seen this behaviour before? Could it be other betting bot investors?