billy
@billyjoebaldwin
the wretched baldwin
The New York Times is an active participant in genocide. Its crimes must never be forgotten or forgiven.
They let a genocide scholar write one op ed. Now they’re back on script.
At the beach I say man I love the smell of beach and my 11 y/o niece goes “me too it smells like a candle”
Clocking into my shift at the bestie that’s always naked and shockingly sincere factory
I love being bisexual and nonbinary like yeah actually fuck making my mind up about anything
“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” I asked my Chief of HR if she wanted to go to a Coldplay concert and she said yes :)
How it probably feels to cheat on your wife at the Coldplay concert as a white middle aged CEO
In 2017 many people I had never met reached out to me to let me know they were dreaming about me and that’s when I realized I was playing too fast and loose w my psychic energy. I think the same thing is happening with Justin Bieber, who was my boyfriend in my dream last night
when I was a kid I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it's real hot outside
Was talking to some guy abt how I’m making sausage broccoli rabe pasta for dinner but that the store didn’t have gd orecchiette and he pulls out a bag of them from his pasta shop and gifts it to me 😭 The playa provides…
What life feeels like when you’re committing credit card fraud
Giulia just turned to me during the I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER preview and said “I would HATE it if someone did that to me”
Crazy how much of a complete sack of shit this guy is
ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are 💯 inappropriate and outrageous.
Gonna go to ridgewood tn. Anybody have any tips for how to make it in ridgewood
This is how many angels you have around you at all times