Chris Elmer 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏴 🇮🇪
@bigchriselmer
Dad, assistant scout leader, L1 triathlon coach, rejoiner, rides bikes, AFC and some CPFC too, outdoors, podcasts, music that Peel'dlike. Scared for the future.
Woke up this morring, emptied the dishwasher, got my kids to school, did some emails. When do I leave for the front? I'm helping run a stall for the scouts for late night shopping tonight so can I be back by 5.30?
Try the Battle of The Somme.
There is a man and his wife at the gate of our small primary school in a small market town in England droppping off their daughter. He is draped in the Syrian flag. He is celebrating in one breath and thanking England for giving them a home with the next.
What time can Dan expect you, @metpoliceuk?
So one thing we’re all agreed on now. They’re not just “hurty-words”. What people say does matter. And if you make a direct call for violence, there should be consequences. Right?
See, big man, politics is harder than you thought.
Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink.
This explains alot.
If A Robin Redbreast in a Cage Puts all Heaven in a Rage then I dread to think what divine punishment will be wreaked upon Leicester in 2023. cc @Lostfootballs
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He makes himself big
Surely one for @bryansgunn ? Every week there’s a keeper out there “making himself big” - how do they do it??? 🤷
Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
I was one of the survivors you met in Rotherham. I offered to work with you for free to highlight all of this and to change policy, laws etc and you declined. Clearly wasn’t that interested was you?
Wow, this is one of the best pictures of cyclocross like ever. Chapeau @gaetan_sportpic 👏🏼
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
Somewhere in a warehouse in Disneyworld is a Series II or IIa, i guess) with a NATO trailer. #landrover #landrovers #serieslandrovers Look at that front bumper! There will defintiely be a story behind this vehicle.
Does anyone else remember the #JingleJungleParade? This was one of the first #WaltDisneyWorld parades I would watch! #AnimalKingdom
Football fans: Excellent, she's a great presenter. Some cunt: Woke
Anyone else still thinking about how much fun we had on Sunday at our preview show?? 🤣 Thank you to our acts and our wonderful audience for laughing along with us ❤️ The UK Kids' Comedy Festival 📅 5-23 February 2025 👉 See our full lineup at: ukkidscomedyfestival.co.uk
I met a lady at the school gate (in a very white, very small, very English market town) this morning whose brother was killed in one of these prisons. I saw this tweet yesterday and really understood it today.
All Syrians are saying that liberating Sednaya's prison is more significant than destroying Berlin's wall. Years of fear, torture, death, and subjugation will end tonight.
Mature and sensible decision. We were watching on TV as a family and were really shook up. No justification for making the riders hit the track after that.
We can confirm that following an incident during the women’s keirin, the rest of the racing at the UCI Track Champions League at Lee Valley VeloPark has been cancelled. #UCITCL