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the texas rangers are the best team in major league baseball

what if i told you i dropped a dumbbell on my foot less than a minute after i took this

reports are unfortunately circulating that i am catching a vibe tonight (drinking absolute garbage while watching king of the hill in my boxers). working to confirm

Name the lowest point in wrestling for you.

someone let me hold approximately forty five grand please

getting really into old linkin park again

me flirting: it’s fucked up you just look like That

someone made a very taxing decision

going to the gym for some backshots (pull day)

bad news for sausage biscuits: i woke up

do we think the inventor of the term “jacking off” was named jack? i bet he was. self-centered motherfucker

why would he delete his two best tweets

the braves truly are turbo dogshit this year

i’m crying dave hit him with one of these

rest in piss rest in piss rest in piss rest in piss