Damnit, Amy
@bellavery
Mom, wife, outdoor enthusiast, tequila-lover, Snack Bitch, conservative. Easily the 5th best Amy out there. Fart jokes are always funny.
For all the new followers: I have two teen daughters. I refer to them as D1 and D2 in tweets.
D2 is driving home from the eye doctor and we’re behind a really slow driver with a handicap tag. She just yelled “let’s go Timmyyyyy!” 🤣
Brittany Howard has some pipes. She sounds even better in person. Last night was worth the 6 hours of driving.
At the Alabama Shakes concert with D1.
The opening acts and the band have been fantastic tonight, and we’ve been here since 6pm. Alabama Shakes finally started an hour ago, and I have a 3hr drive home tonight. When did they start having the main acts start so late? This mama is tired.
At the Alabama Shakes concert with D1.
A reel of movie Buffalo 66 came across my feed so I went down a rabbit hole of actor Vincent Gallo. Y’all… this weirdo has a website where he sells his escort service for $50k a night and his sperm for $1M. WTF????? vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.ph…
Found a new way to get rid of squash bugs and their eggs. Just torched those little fuckers.

Occasionally I have a day where I just hate the public. Today is one of those days.
Took all 3 dogs to the vet for their annual checkup today. Lawd, that was expensive!
At the vet with our little hate machine. She’s in the back and it sounds like the tech’s fighting for his life. 🤣
