Isaiah Beck
@bees_are_neat
Oh flip dude that was sick
Whenever a plant guide tells me "bright filtered light is optimal" I wanna take them into the ring for three minutes of play time, if you know what I mean.
honest q - have you ever seen anyone ride one of these with a smile on their face
if this has to exist in my head it has to exist in yours too
So here I was leaving the shadowy corner of my tank where I go to get some oxygen — we're obligate air-breathers; it's complicated — when the paparazzi flashes start going off. It's like, "Geez, can't a guy grab some 'gen in peace?" #eellife
"What do you think is gonna be the first book you read to your kid?" - @BaerTaffy "Probably Meditations by Marcus Aurelius." - @NorthernlionLP
y'all, I have it -- the best invention it's a stereo, but in order to use the subwoofer, you have to blow into a breathalyzer first. If you're over the legal limit to drive, you're not allowed to use it. If you live in an apartment you have to buy one or you go to jail (forever)