Elizabeth
@beefington420
Hello Kitty expert, Californian in exile, SAHM to a toddler with a baby on the way, Navy wife somehow
We were sitting in the middle of the plane on Monday and the woman across the aisle from me flagged down a flight attendant to ask “how can we know if the bathrooms are occupied?” I wish I knew exactly what the flight attendant responded 😅 uhhhh get up and check?
My husband just asked me which of our friend’s punk band’s old music videos I’m in and I said “I don’t know” and he goes “I’ll watch them all”
I think I need to not say a peep tomorrow until the rehearsal dinner and then on Saturday I’ll see my other bestie and go to the wedding later lmao my poor little voice is doomed
I think when my kids are older and can handle screen time I’ll become a vhs mom. Soooo vibey. I’ll start procuring the technologies promptly
I keep being like “I need to rest my voice” and then I hang out with my best friends on the universe and talk my little head off til I’m hoarse again
Toddler touches an Audi “don’t touch other peoples cars!” Toddler touches a cyber truck “you can touch that one”
I weaned my toddler 2 months ago, and my husband started saying things like, "Why are you so happy?" And, "You're in a good mood lately, why is that?" And I realized. I was me again. Hormones were normal. My body wasn't supporting anyone but me. I felt happy Then I got pregnant
Man rolled down his window to say he liked my tattoos I just smiled and hit him with the shaka lol