bring on giants football baby, becca.

there’s a good chance the islanders in the villa don’t know mcdonald’s is bringing the snack wrap & that keeps me up at night

annoyed that all the tech oligarchs are putting their money toward hawaii real estate and grok slop instead of dumping endless piles of cash into medicine + science to help keep people healthy longer

2023. 2025.

AT already on PUP lmfao

The Empire State Building celebrate Selena Gomez today.

Happy Birthday to 9x Emmy-nominated, 2x Grammy-nominated, SAG winner, Cannes best actress winner, founder of one of the most successful beauty brands ever, and billionaire, Selena Gomez 🎂

Happy birthday to the talented Selena Gomez!

Daniel Jones : Camp Edition

I need to get the rare beauty lip gloss

I don’t know who is more desperate to leech off of a successful self made billionaire s*ooter or b*eber

me? a big fan of all of u

These are fetuses at 7 weeks. Still pro-abortion?

asking ai to generate a video of the only former black president being arrested while you yourself are a convicted felon and a friend of epsteins with the caption “no one is above the law” is as equally insane as it is racist

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

just got a call from a principal with a job opportunity lfg

so yall agree that shark was 100% colossus, right? #SharkWeek2025 #sharkweek

COLOSSUS!!!!!!!! I HAVE YOU TATTOOED!!!!! #SharkWeek2025

she’s so fine

And 18 years of waiting for a collab 😭

billionaires in happy relationships who don’t have to pay their terrible partners debt off