Baylor

In this crypto novella a young degen wakes up on Jungle Bay Island, trapped in the metaverse. Amidst a civil war of dank memes and mercurial influencers, how will he get back home? $Bobo 🐻 baylorcrypto.substack.com/p/crypto-legen… And the story in pictures 🧵

$ETH is close to breaking out of its multi-year accumulation. There's a monster pump loading ... above 4k is when they send this bitch It's going to be challenging to stay calm and trade this rationally when the drought gives way to rain

When you see rekt's fortnite streams and you also see the $Bobo page posting fortnite-esque content, so you know he's the dev but you just can't prove it

this is a gambling game between consenting adults if you keep losing, consider a different game mere men shouldn't try to walk amongst mythical heroes and biblical monsters

no one's there, no one cares it's up to you to make it happen cheers to all the normies who are preparing to fund my retirement as was done to me, so shall i do to others, thus perpetuating the timeless cycle of financial trauma: a fool and his money is soon parted

you get the community you deserve if all you do is talk about bitcoin's price, you're creating gamblers bitcoin's primary utility is thus to incentivise gambling on memecoins meanwhile the house hoards all the digital gold are you surprised? the house always wins tbh

early bitcoin was great. you got to ride your high horse while getting stupidly rich too late bitcoin is ass. you get to be the moral victor while living under a tent and eating rat soup buy $eth beta and change your life. join the dark side you stupid motherfucker

every retarded psychiatrist and larp wellness organisation in the world needs to liquidate their assets and inject that shit straight into $eth you will do more good for the world's mental health than you ever could by "talking" and throwing pills at ppl fucking send it

You don't need to be in every play It's important you learn how to say "no thanks, not for me" You slash your risk tremendously by only holding bluechip memes with size The rest can just be smol gambles if you even choose to participate

Now is not the time to give up $ETH is literally in the process of going parabolic Memecoins are going to go ballistic, then after that there'll be an NFT season too Bulltards will round-trip, pussies will be sidelined – find your balance and win 🫵

JUST IN: BlackRock buys 69 420 $Bobo worth $850 million.